YOUR APPLICATION · 01 / 01
Someone disrespects you at dinner.
The Boss is watching. What do you do?
A Demand respect. Loudly.
B Buy everyone a drink. Win them over.
C Finish dinner. Reconsider their next invitation.
A fictional application. The verdict is part of the entertainment.
THE BOSS HAS DECIDED
You may enter.
Under supervision.
“Demanding respect. Loudly. Your judgment requires supervision.”
Your fictional membership status: Probationary Member. Both verdicts welcome you inside.
THE BOSS HAS DECIDED
You may enter.
Under supervision.
“Buying approval. Expensive habit. Your judgment requires supervision.”
Your fictional membership status: Probationary Member. Both verdicts welcome you inside.
THE BOSS HAS DECIDED
Good judgment.
Rare quality.
“A quiet decision. There may be hope for you.”
Your fictional membership status: Inner Circle.
THE DOOR STAYS CLOSED
This table
is for 21+.
You must be 21 or older to enter the Inner Circle. Please close this page.
“Patience. A useful quality.”
INNER CIRCLE
Quiet voice.
Strong opinions.
Success. Attraction. Power.
Knowing when to walk away.
Boss Bamboo has thoughts on all four. Some are wise. Some are questionable. All arrive with uncomfortable eye contact.
Entrance preview. The full Inner Circle page has not been connected yet.
PROBATIONARY MEMBER
Quiet voice.
Strong opinions.
Success. Attraction. Power.
Knowing when to walk away.
Boss Bamboo has thoughts on all four. Some are wise. Some are questionable. All arrive with uncomfortable eye contact.
Entrance preview. The full Inner Circle page has not been connected yet.
BEFORE THE BOSS SEES YOU
Good company.
Grown-up company.
The Inner Circle is for adults 21 and over. Confirm your age, then the Boss has one question.
I am 21 or older →
I am under 21
This is a self-declaration, not identity or age verification. No date of birth or ID is collected.
First. Bring something to table.”
B. Bamboo